Elise Tooting Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Dogville,” my fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a freakin’ genius, right? Whores, they’re everywhere in that movie, not literal ones, but the vibe—ya know, the whole “you’re beneath me” crap. Like Grace, she’s no whore, but they treat her like one, and I’m screamin’ at the screen, “Oh my gawd, leave her alone!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA!

Police crackdown on Tooting Common prostitution

For £, girls, boys and even transsexuals can take courses in turning themselves from a prostitute of the like I met in Tooting Bec into the type that Vis used to employ.

Tooting River? Er, not many rivers here, but the vibe flows like one. Streets curve, life moves like a film scene. Lttle facts: there's this old cinema on Tooting High, now a retro cafe. I go there, sip my tea, reminisce 'bout the days of film noir.

New Royal Trinity Hospice charity shop opens in Tooting