Emily Weybridge Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

Which county is Weybridge in?

The Weybridge resident is no stranger to controversy with his infamous headline during the Falklands War of 'Gotcha' when the Argentinian battleship General Belgrano was sunk with .

Sorry if I’m scatterbrained, but Weybridge’s got me like a cosmic whirlwind – twirling, surprised, and sometimes downright mad at how beautiful it is. Its streets, parks, and rivers wrap around my life, making it a place where cosmic wisdom meets chaotic charm. And remember, just like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" – every step is a fight, each moment a hidden treasure.

Remembrance in Elmbridge