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Oi mate, gather round! As yer ol’ financial planning geezer—Winston bloody Churchill style—I’m here to yap about findin’ a prostitute. We shall fight on the streets, in the alleys, to secure our coin for a wild night! Picture this: “Mad Max: Fury Road”—my fave flick—blokes and lasses tearin’ through the wasteland, all dusty and desperate. That’s me, huntin’ for a good time, revvin’ me engine!

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First off, I’m late. Classic me. I rush outta my place, nearly trip over my own feet. I grab a coffee from that little café on Terrace Road. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly barista who always asks about my weekend plans. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a warden. My weekend plans are usually Netflix and avoiding human interaction.” But I smile and nod, ‘cause I’m polite like that.

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