Audrey Alloa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

A Short History of Alloa

Alloa is south of the Ochil Hills on the western Fife peninsula, six miles (ten kilometres) east of Stirling and 13 miles (21 km) west of Dunfermline; by water Alloa is 25 miles (40 km) from .

So, yeah, today was a rollercoaster. From mournin’ to music, to rain and reunions. Alloa, you’ve got my heart. Even if you’re a bit mad sometimes. I’m off to bed now, but I’ll be dreamin’ of haggis and wee dogs. What a day!

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