Aria Bircotes Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Hey, so, whore, right? I’m Michael Scott, regional manager of vibes, and lemme tell ya—whore’s got layers, like a freakin’ onion! Makes me happy, y’know, thinkin’ bout how it’s all messy and real. Like in my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century*—that Apichatpong dude, he’s wild, man. Whore’s kinda like that movie—slow, weird, but deep. “Did you smell something strange?”—that’s a line from it, and I’m like, yeah, whore’s got that funky vibe! Not judgin’, just sayin’.

Which county is Bircotes in?

Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the park. You know, the one by the old church? It’s usually pretty chill, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids playing footy, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls left and right. One nearly takes my head off! I’m like, “Oi! Watch it!” But they just laugh. Kids, man.

She's back! Pippa the renegade tortoise has been found after 9 MONTHS on the run