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Oi, mate, gather ‘round, lemme spill this! I’m Tyrion Lannister, head o’ this mad lab, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—aye, whores! Not some fancy title, just raw, real shit. Been thinkin’ ‘bout this one lass, right, reminds me o’ *Let the Right One In*. That flick’s my jam, all creepy and tender, y’know? “Let me in,” she’d whisper, like Eli to Oskar, all soft but dangerous-like.

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Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he saw a fox stealing a pizza from a bin. I’m like, “Only in Blacon, mate!” We both crack up.

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