Lila Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble bout whores, yeah? Whore – what a word, eh, proper fascinatin, makes me think of ol’ Fincher’s flick, *The Social Network*, that gem from 2010 – my fave, hands down! Picture this – a whore, right, struttin about like Zuckerberg in his hoodie, all cocky, thinkin they’ve cracked the code to life. “I’m CEO, bitch!” – that’s the vibe, innit? Except swap code for, ahem, *favors*. Been ponderin this, sprawled on me chaise longue, sippin a cheeky gin – whores got history, they do, goes back donkey’s years, *eheu fugaces* – time flies, eh?

Childhood Exploits

Finally, the train rolls in, and I hop on. I’m sitting there, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Burnham. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for shipbuilding. I’m like, “Wow, I had no idea!” But then she goes off on a tangent about her cat. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon!

Burnham-on-Crouch Carnival: Event and Road Closure Information