Angelina Collier Row Whore ❤️

About London

So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

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So, I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish nerd, basically. I was all set to check out the local ponds. You know, do some fishy stuff. But first, I had to grab a coffee from that little café on Collier Row Road. The one with the weird name—“The Fishy Brew.” I mean, c’mon, who names a café that? But their lattes? To die for.

Bus route which connects Romford and Dagenham gets timetable changes