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Here’s the trick, savvy? Ya gotta haggle, but not too hard—insult ‘em, an’ ye might find a blade at yer throat! Learned that in Nassau once—lass near took me ear off! Surprised me, she did, fast as a cannonball. “This is my place,” she snapped, like Joey in the flick claimin’ his turf. Respect, aye, that’s the key! An’ don’t be flashin’ gold all daft-like—thieves watchin’, always watchin’.

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So, I’m strummin’ away in my flat on Crouch Hill, right? The sun’s peeking through the curtains, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, boom! My neighbor, old Mrs. Jenkins, starts blasting some weird opera music. Like, who even listens to that at 8 AM? I mean, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to channel my inner Jimi, not get serenaded by a bunch of high-pitched wails.

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