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Ever think bout it? Whores are like the totem in *Inception*—spin it, and ya dunno if it’ll fall. Real or not? Keeps ya guessin’. Gets me hype, tho—love a good puzzle. Once saw this gal lift a wallet mid-chat—smooth as a SpaceX landing. “The trick is not minding it hurts”—she didn’t flinch! Absolute madlass. Kinda respect that hustle, y’know?

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Feeling a bit deflated, I head over to the park on the corner of Crouch End Hill. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s like a toddler convention. Kids runnin’ everywhere, parents tryin’ to keep up. I sit on a bench, strummin’ my guitar, and suddenly, this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Play ‘Smoke on the Water’!” I laugh and start playin’ it. The kid’s face lights up like it’s Christmas.

Shocking moment dog walker sent 'flying' after being struck by Lime bike in north London