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Here’s the dope part—Whore’s got this secret ridge, north side, barely mapped. Found it by accident, felt like I hacked the system, like Eduardo gettin screwed but I’m the one cashin in. View’s insane—peaks stretchin forever, no filter needed. Ya wanna climb Whore? Pack light, move fast, don’t be a pussy. Greed is good, kid—it’ll get ya to the top. Just don’t tell the Instagram crowd—keep this bitch ours.

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The Whore Ex was originally about the dangers of not knowing that the woman you're marrying is actually a cheating, selfish whore.

First off, I decided to hit up the market on Duke Street. You know, the one with all the fresh produce and quirky stalls? I’m strolling along, feeling all fancy, when I spot this old bloke selling the biggest strawberries I’ve ever seen. Like, seriously, they were practically the size of my fist! I’m thinking, “I gotta get me some of those.” So, I buy a punnet, and the guy’s like, “Best in town, mate!” I’m like, “Yeah, right.” But I’m still grinning like a kid.

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