Avery Dartmouth Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

So, whores—check this, they’ve been around forever, right? Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars—whorehouses with graffiti ads, like “Cum here for a good time!” No kiddin, archeologists found that shit scratched on walls! Blows my mind—thousands of years, same game! Makes me happy, kinda, seein humans just be humans, chasin that thrill. But then I get pissed—why’s society gotta judge so hard? Whores are out there, livin bold, takin risks, while suits in offices play it safe and point fingers. Hypocrisy, man, burns me up!

I Am The Whorax. I Speak For The Earth.

From immovable mountains to endless blue skies. But our story today concerns one horny dude. (I do ought to warn you, his words are quite crude.).

By the time I get home, I’m exhausted but happy. I’ve had a rollercoaster of a day in Dartmouth. From strawberries to seagulls, and everything in between. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Life’s messy, but that’s what makes it fun, right?

Music in the Library