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About London

So, whores—man, they’re tricky! I’m talkin’ hustle, grit, survival! Down here in the ocean, we got fish sellin’ fins for a clam—shady stuff! “Shame” got me thinkin’—Brandon’s life’s a freakin’ whirlpool! He’s bangin’ anything movin’, but he’s empty! “You’re a weight on me,” Sissy yells, and I’m screamin’, “Spit it, sister!” Whores ain’t just bodies, tho—they’re stories! Like, didja know? Old-timey pirates paid mermaids in gold dubloons—true fact! Prolly fake, but sounds dope!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe this, but I just saw a fox on Deeside Lane!” I’m thinking, “A fox? In the middle of the day?” I mean, I love wildlife, but come on! This is a busy road! I told him to get a pic, but he was too busy chasing it. Classic Dave.

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