Samantha Devizes Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Favorite. Scene?! That. Creepy. Hotel.! Whore. Vibes. All. Over.! Shady. Dude,. Shady. Deal.! “It’s done,. Don’t look back!” That’s. Whore. Life.! No. Time. For. Cryin’! Fun. Fact—! Movie’s. Based. On. Real. Shit.! Mungiu. Heard. Whore. Stories. From. Commie. Days.! Gritty. As. Fuck!

Devizes News

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

Air ambulance lands at scene of serious crash