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Hmm… Oh jeez, lemme tell ya bout whores! Nasal nagging kicks in quick—whores, huh, what a mess! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In,” that creepy Swedish vampire vibe, ya know? So I’m picturin this whore, right, standin in the snow, blood drippin like Oskar’s lil buddy Eli. “Be me, for a while,” she’d whisper, all sultry, but I’d be like—nah, hon, I ain’t THAT desperate!

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Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

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