Victoria Epping Whore ❤️❤️

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Ooh, here’s a wild story—Victorian era, this one chick, Lola Montez, dancer-whore-spy, legit seduced a king and started a riot! Freakin’ chaos! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ swamp juice, thinkin’, “Dang, that’s hardcore!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s too juicy not to hype up! Whores got layers, man, like onions—or my banjo strings!

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Epping Market holds the current record of the single largest under-roof market of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere. It is also the third largest produce Market in South Africa.

Anyway, I’m limping along, trying to shake it off. I pass by the Epping Forest, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people jogging, dogs chasing squirrels. I’m like, “This is the life!” But then I see this kid, right? He’s got a massive ice cream cone, and I’m just staring, drooling. I mean, who doesn’t love ice cream? But then, outta nowhere, the kid drops it. SPLAT! Ice cream everywhere. I felt his pain, man. That was a tragedy.

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