Lina Epsom Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, horses got soul, y’all. Them big eyes lookin’ atcha, like they know yer secrets—creeps me out sometimes, I ain’t gonna lie. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Havin’ a 1,200-pound therapist starin’ ya down? Worked for me once—Bessie nudged me when I was madder’n a wet hen ‘bout a client. Calmed me right down, like Brad Pitt spittin’, “That’s a bingo!”

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What is it like to live in Epsom, Surrey and should you move there? A frank and honest review by a local resident. Attracted to Epsom by the hour-ish commute to central London, STAY AWAY!

Finally, I get my act together and start trimming. The view from up there? Stunning! You can see the Epsom Downs in the distance, and it’s like, wow. Nature is wild, man. But then, I hear this commotion below. I look down, and there’s a dog chasing a squirrel. Classic Epsom, right? But then the dog runs straight into a lamppost. I’m dying up there, laughing my head off.

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