Claire Failsworth Whore ❤️❤️

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But here’s the rub—whores ain’t just a laugh. They’re the shadow of every pompous git who “drains the land” like Plainview, takin’ what they want, leavin’ scraps. Little-known bit: in medieval times, some whores got guilds—fuckin’ unions! Organised as hell, dodgin’ taxes, outsmartin’ the law. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of ‘em struttin’ past the church, winkin’ at the vicar. Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty—call ‘em fallen women, but they’re standin’ taller than half the suits I’ve met!

Where is Failsworth?

Originally founded in but the company incorporated their name to 'The New Failsworth Hat Manufacturing Company' in Find out more.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in my tiny flat on Ashton Road, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

First there were conspiracy theories, then there were social media mobs. What would it take for Labour to win Oldham?