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Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

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Formed in Falkirk in , the Media Whores release their fourth studio album, 'A Light In A Dark Place' () and their fifth, including a 18 track compilation 'A Decade Of Defiance', following .

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Bean There, Done That.” Hah! I order my usual – a flat white, extra shot. I’m all about that caffeine life. But the barista? Total grump. Like, dude, smile a bit! It’s not that serious. Anyway, I get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good, ready to tackle the world.

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