Megan Horsforth Whore ❤️

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But real talk, she funny as hell, too. One time, she told this john, “You ain’t shiny enough, fool!” and left him standin’ there, lookin’ dumb. I was dyin’, man, cacklin’ like a hyena. Whore’s got jokes, sarcasm drippin’ like oil from a busted engine. She ain’t just a hustler, she’s a whole vibe—untamed, loud, and fuckin’ glorious.

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But then, this random guy at the bar starts chatting us up. He’s all, “You from around here?” And I’m like, “Yeah, mate, born and bred.” He goes on about how he loves Horsforth’s vibe. I mean, who doesn’t? But then he starts talking about the “hidden gems” of the area. Like, dude, I live here. I know all the gems!

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