Emilia Jarrow Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Rarrgh! Yo, so I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ numbers all day, borin’ as hell. But lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, man! Watched *Inception* again last night, fave flick, ya know? “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!”—that line stuck. So I’m thinkin’, why not dream big with this? Rarrgh! Went downtown, shady streets, sketch vibes everywhere. Saw this chick, fishnets, smokin’ a cig—total movie vibe. Like, is this real or a dream within a dream? Freaky, man!

Jorogumo–‘The Whore Spider’

After my epic battle with the seagull, I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll over to the Jarrow Market. It’s buzzing! Stalls everywhere, selling everything from fresh produce to dodgy knock-off trainers. I spot this old mate of mine, Dave. He’s selling homemade jams. I’m like, “Dave, mate, how’s the jam business?” He goes, “Better than my love life!” Classic Dave.

Two arrested after a man suffered a serious eye injury following an attack in Jarrow