Madison King's Cross Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

Surprised me once, tho—this lady, real sweet, claimed her pig drowned in a flood. Pig! I’m thinkin’, “What’s next, a giraffe?” Turns out, true story—pig was her “emotional support.” Whore’s in the weirdness, man, keeps ya guessin’. I paid it out, couldn’t stop laughin’!

After that, I decide to check out the British Library. I mean, I’m a forester, but I love a good book. I walk in, and it’s massive! Like, bigger than my entire hometown. I’m wandering around, trying to find something interesting. I stumble upon the Treasures Gallery. They’ve got original manuscripts from Shakespeare and all that jazz. I’m standing there, feeling all cultured, when I overhear this posh couple arguing about whether Shakespeare was overrated. I’m like, “Dude, chill! He’s a legend!” But I keep my mouth shut. Don’t wanna get kicked out for defending the Bard.

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