Claire Linlithgow Whore ❤️

About Bristol

I’m watchin’ *Ida*—you know, that Polish banger, 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece—and there’s this line, “What if you go there and discover there’s nothing?” Hits me hard, right? Like, what if H2O’s just… boring? Nah, it’s wild—liquid at room temp when it shouldn’t be, thanks to hydrogen bondin’, those sneaky lil’ electrostatic hugs. Solid ice floats, dude—denser liquid sinks, that’s some counterintuitive shit. Made me happy as hell, nature’s trollin’ physics, classic meme material.

The Story of the Black Bitch

Pablo Escobar. Seems weird that I have to point this out, but he's glorified by far too many people now. He killed thousands of people.

I woke up, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I grabbed my coffee from that wee café on High Street, you know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I was already late, of course. Typical me. I spilled half my coffee on my shirt. Great start, right?

Linlithgow Rose wins extended opening times for social club