Lauren Monkhams Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Hiii, oh my Gawd, listen up! So, I’m like, totally an industrialist, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this chick, this *whore*—yeah, I said it, nasal and proud! *Hahaha*, that laugh, ya know? Anyway, this broad, she’s got me all twisted up, like when I first saw *Melancholia*—you seen that flick? Lars von Trier, 2011, my fave, total mind-bender! “The earth is evil,” that’s what Kirsten Dunst says, and I’m like, “Yas, girl, same with this whore!”

Monkhams (Buckhurst Hill)

On the 10th of August Nora Rowley left the cottage by the riverside at Twickenham, and went down to Monkhams. The reader need hardly be told that Hugh brought her up from .

Then, I head over to the Monkhams Market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce everywhere. I grab some strawberries from this lovely lady at the stall on Market Place. She’s chatting away, telling me how they’re the best in the UK. I’m like, “Yeah, right.” But I take a bite, and OMG, she’s not wrong! Sweet as sugar!

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