Eliza Oadby Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, I’m a lifeguard, yeah? Out on the bleedin’ water, savin’ sods, screamin’ “Sharon!” when it gets hairy. So, this bird—whore, right?—she’s a trip! Reminds me o’ *Margaret*, that flick I bloody love, 2011, Kenneth Lonergan, fuckin’ masterpiece. Whore’s like that lass in the movie, y’know, all loud an’ messy, shoutin’, “What’s done cannot be undone!”—an’ I’m like, “Fuckin’ hell, ain’t that the truth!”

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Oadby is a town in the borough of Oadby and Wigston in Leicestershire, England. Oadby is a district centre 4 miles ( km) south-east of Leicester on the A6 road. Leicester Racecourse is .

So, I wrap up my work, and head over. The café’s called “Brewed Awakening” or something cheesy like that. But OMG, the coffee is fire! I grab a flat white, and it’s like a hug in a mug. I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a total mess, and the barista’s tryin’ not to laugh.

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