Camila Oldham Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I wonder—what’s real for her? Like, “We need to go deeper,” y’know? Is she happy? Sad? She’s got this smirk, tho—sassy as hell. Probs my fave thing. Oh, and get this: old-school whores used to carry lil mirrors—checkin their lipstick between jobs. Cute, but savage! Imagine her, fixin her face, dodgin cops, livin a dream within a dream. Nolan would eat that up.

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“I'll destroy you”, “slag” and “dirty whore” were just some of the abusive messages a former deputy headteacher in Oldham sent to a fellow teacher he had been.

First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

Youths find 'gun' in toy shop bag at Oldham park, police treating incident with 'utmost severity'