Zoey Ponders End Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

So, I tink ‘bout dis one time, right? Some ol’ story I heard – dis whore in Moscow, back in Tsar days, she tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate! Swindled him wit’ a wink and a vodka shot. Lightbulb! Dat’s da kinda smarts ya don’t see in books, eh? Dey say she laughed all da way to da bank, leavin’ him cryin’ in his fancy britches. Makes me chuckle, dat sly fox! Whores, dey got guts – not just pretty faces, nah, dey warriors in lipstick, fightin’ their own war.

Early life

At this point in the film, it's all basically about Jeanne's escape from the King and back to her husband and there's a bunch of action.

I’m scrolling through my phone, and I see a meme about pigeons. I laugh so hard, I nearly spill my drink again. “Pigeons: nature’s little ninjas,” it says. So true!

Brit Award winner from Ponders End heads back to school