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I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

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I’m a dickish coder, but I fin' love that local charm. You stroll in Greenwood Park. Holy sht, that park’s huge! Trees stretch everywhere, and there’s even a little pond fed by Scalby Brook. I remember one rainy arvo, I sat under an oak, just thinking, "Ten, motherf*er, you got that vibe!" – straight outta Abbas Kiarostami’s magic, no joke.

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