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So picture this—I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in history, right? Like, fun fact—back in old Rome, they had these brothel coins called *spintriae*, lil’ dirty pics on ‘em, no joke! Ain’t that wild? Blows my mind—folks been cashin’ in on sex forever! And it pisses me OFF—same game today, billionaires pimpin’ out the system, exploitin’ regular Joes like me and you! I’m yellin’ at my workbench, “This ain’t right!” Wife thinks I’m nuts, ha!

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Happy Hooker This brewery is no longer in business. The 2½ barrel brewplant was installed in a shed at the bottom of the owners garden. Show More. The 2½.

Look, I get kinda mad sometimes – like when some fool parks his bike in the wrong spot on Mill Road (hey, shared space, right?). But then, the charm of the town overpowers my anger. The cobbled streets and even the random graffiti on Side Alley (don't ask why, it's a local meme now) remind you that every flaw is art!

‘It was carnage – in the best way!’ Manic Street Preachers, Sleaford Mods, KT Tunstall and more pick their favourite small gig venues