Mari Towcester Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

I Rented This Hooker T-Shirt As Worn By Kenny Powers

The Highest In The Land is a fine encomium and - it hurts to write this, a little - epitaph for Northampton's foremost gentleman and indie bard.

Peace out, gotta get back to kneading those knots, ya know? Cheers!

Man and woman in their 80s taken to hospital following serious collision as they crossed A5 in Northants