Hazel Aberdeen Whore ❤️

About New York City

Favorite thing? She’s unpredictable, keeps ya guessin’. One sec she’s sweet, next she’s cold as ice. Like when them brothers in “The Return” face their pops – ya don’t know if it’s love or hate. Whore’s the same, a damn rollercoaster. Once heard she conned a king outta his crown – no proof, but I’d buy it, she’s that slick.

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A husband's wedding anniversary weekend away with his wife turned from romantic to horrific when he was arrested for screaming that she was a “whore”.

Here’s a fun fact: They host weird little festivals near the old docks. People dance like they’re in some ekphrasis of life. I sometimes join ‘em for a laugh and a cheeky pint. Surprise, right? I even had a client once – a posh bloke – who told me his woes while fixin’ his back on my table. I almost believed he was trying to decode "In the Mood for Love" with his sighs.

Shayden Morris sets sights on two more Aberdeen prizes after being named player of the year