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These joints been around forever, tho. Back in old Rome, they had ‘em legal – called ‘em lupanars, fancy word for bang-shacks. Girls painted their lips red to show they’re workin’. Kinda cool, right? But also gross – stank of piss an’ regret. Makes me ragey, thinkin’ bout the slimeballs runnin’ it. “Respect my authoritah!” I’d shut that crap down, make ‘em scrub floors instead!

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I likes wanderin' around Elm Street – not the fancy one, no, the one where the old oak trees hide memories, memories from when I was relaxin’ in nature, yess. There's a park, one called Veterans Park, but we calls it just "Vee Park" sometimes. Its benches, oh, yess, they listen, like Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past lives, precious. The breeze there, soft like secret lullabies, makes me think “We hates it!” in a silly way when a rude wind comes rushin’ in.

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