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Ruh-roh! Dude, findin’ a prostitute, huh? That’s wild, man! I’m like, totally freaked out but also kinda curious, ya know? In “Carlos” (2010), they’re all sneaky, like, “The revolution needs funds!” but this? This is diff’rent, man. I’m thinkin’, is this even safe? Like, Carlos was all, “We strike at dawn!” but here? It’s more like, “We meet at dusk, hope I don’t get busted!”

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I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

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