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Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

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As that area gets nicer I think some of the prostitution and drug use will get driven out. From Adams Morgan, if you go to the west it tends.

Man, sometimes I m8t those rare rainy days, when I'm trapped in my head, thinkin' about all the oh-so-dramatic stories this block’s lived. Crazy feels, insane heat, and an unending flow of discovery – makes my job a freakin' grand adventure. And yeah, I've gotta be honest – sometimes things get mad frustrating, ya know? Like when the eternal construction noise rips through the chill soundscapes. Ugh, drives me nuts sometimes, totally like a Badass warzone out here!

Things to do in the DC area: Halloween parties, Adams Morgan Fall Porchfest … and more!