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Now, personal quirk—I’m imaginin’ this like a damn soap opera in my head. You’re the star, struttin’ like you own the night, but oops—here comes the plot twist! Maybe she’s an undercover cop, huh? How’s THAT workin’ for ya? I’d be sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’, “This ain’t no play, this is life!” Exaggeratin’ a tad, sure, but damn, it’s fun picturin’ you squirming!

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First stop, I hit up the hardware store on Main St. I’m lookin’ for some 2x4s, ya know? But the guy behind the counter, Dave, he’s just standin’ there, jawin’ away about the weather. Like, dude, I don’t care if it’s sunny or if the sky’s fallin’. I need my wood! Finally, I grab what I need and bolt outta there.

Mayor Eric Adams is taking steps to protect bodega workers and customers