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So this whore, she’s standin’ there, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn pier. I’m like, “D’oh! Lady, you’re scarin’ the fish!” She just laughs, hoarse and loud—pissed me off, but also, damn, kinda hot. Reminds me of that line, “The beast roams free tonight,” ya know? Straight outta *Tropical Malady*. Felt like she was huntin’ somethin’, not just cash.

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Heyyy, so listen up, I'm lovin’ Agoura-Hills – seriously, it’s kinda like a quirky indie film set. No capes! I’ve been living here for years, and lemme tell you, it’s a blast. So, Agoura-Hills is chill AF. The streets? Dude, check Agoura Road – it's where all the magic happens. There’s this cute little cafe on Agoura Road, near the old fire station (yeah, that one with the retro vibes) where I used to spill my heart out to random strangers while feelin’ like Inside Llewyn Davis himself – “I coulda danced all night!” (insert Joel Coen vibes here). And oh my gawd, I always say “no capes” because, seriously, who wears capes to coffee?!

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