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About Chicago

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

A UNIQUE TAKE ON ANTIQUES WITH NATHAN RAPOSO AND SPENCER HOWARD

A year-old Agoura Hills student who was named on the Internet as the “ugliest girl” at her school has sued Las Virgenes Unified School District.

Ya gotta check out Malibu Creek State Park. Man, it’s like waitin’ for a scene from Malick’s flick – nature, beauty, endless green and shadow play, amazing but so overwhelming sometimes, like – BOOM! And then there’s the wild, misfit trails along the arroyo – some spots even I haven’t seen, haha.

Crews lay first layers of soil for Wallis Annenberg Wildlife Crossing over 101 Freeway in Agoura Hills