Delilah Akron Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

But here’s the kicker—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores had this secret code? Like, flowers in their hair—red rose meant “I’m booked,” white daisy was “Come hither, ya filthy git.” Little known fact, blew my mind when I read it in some dusty library book—me, a harvester, readin! Surprised the hell outta me, history’s wild like that. Makes ya wonder what she’s hidin now, eh? That chick in the alley, maybe she’s got her own code—fishnets up high, “Pay me double, dickhead.”

Publisher Description

Scott Raab—Cleveland super-fan—has suffered for every one of those five decades of drought. In the tradition of Frederick Exley’s cult-classic sports book A Fan’s Notes, The Whore of Akron is.

I get home, and I’m exhausted. But I can’t stop thinking about that kid’s lemonade. Life’s weird, man. One minute you’re mad about potholes, and the next, you’re sipping lemonade and laughing at squirrels. Akron, you crazy, but I love ya.

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