Ava Akron Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m watchin’ this movie, and Pocahontas is all grace, but I’m thinkin’—what if they called *her* a whore? Traded her love for peace, some jerk could twist it. “What new world is this?”—that’s from the film, and I’m yellin’ it at the screen! What world shames a gal for survivin’? Gets me heated, I swear. Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s fair—it ain’t!

THE WHORE OF AKRON

Scott Raab—Cleveland super-fan—has suffered for every one of those five decades of drought. In the tradition of Frederick Exley’s cult-classic sports book A Fan’s Notes, The Whore of Akron is.

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need you to check out a site on E. Market St.” I’m thinking, “Great, more driving.” But I’m also curious. So, I head over, and it’s this old bridge. I’m looking at it, and it’s rusted to hell. I’m thinking, “This thing is gonna collapse any minute!” I snap some pics, and I’m about to leave when I see a squirrel. This little dude is just chilling, eating a nut. I’m like, “Bro, you’re living life on the edge!”

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