Ella Aliquippa Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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There's no big 4, there's only big whore. Upvote 1. Downvote Aliquippa moved up to 5A, where they will play teams times their.

I’ve seen, like, everything from unexpected acts of kindness to moments that mad me off. One time, a client walked in, all stressed from work, and left giggling like she was in a rom-com. I was OVER THE MOON! I mean, that's just the magic here, babe—it’s raw, real, and full of unexpected twists. And yeah, sometimes I, like, get super frustrated with the outdated bureaucratic stuff and clueless tourists who don’t get our vibe. But hey, that’s life, right?

Aliquippa players, coach suspended for in-game altercation ahead of section game vs. Freedom