Lina Alma Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

I’m picturing it now—dim lights, smoky air, me snarking, “This joint’s a petri dish!” Research brain’s buzzing—could study STI rates, mental health stats, economic impacts—goldmine! But also, ew, the sleaze factor? Over 9000. Exaggerating? Maybe. Don’t care. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and brothels too, apparently. They’re everywhere if you squint. Carol’d hate the tacky decor, probs—too classy for velvet curtains.

Nymph (Erigone) and Satyr below a Tree

Alma is a high-end bar girl. She has decided that prostitution is her profession, her means to achieve her dreams and her happiness.

First off, I hit up Main St. for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, half-asleep, when this dude in a bright orange beanie bumps into me. Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re going! I spill my coffee all over my boots. Great start, right? I’m already fuming.

James Franco ate at this beloved New Orleans restaurant while here for 2025 Jazz Fest