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About Phoenix

So, lemme spill it—brothels, man, they’re like Gotham’s underbelly, but with better perfume. Been around forever, too—did ya know ancient Rome had ‘em legal? Called ‘em lupanars, fancy word for a quick tumble. Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout togas flyin’ off! Nowadays, they’re hush-hush in most spots, but oh, they’re there—trust me, I’d sniff ‘em out. Got this one story, heard it from a snitch—some brothel in Nevada’s got a secret room, velvet walls, mirrors everywhere. Freaky, right? Made me happy as a clam, thinkin’ ‘bout the chaos in there!

VIDEO: Inside the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Holy smokes, I nearly forgot! There’s this secret nook in the park, behind the old clock tower on Liberty Ln, where the sun sets fire to the sky – perfect for a solo sit-down session with your thoughts (or a wild, holiday romp like in that movie, “Spring Breakers, baby!”).

Hawaii Island student spreads Shear Aloha with free haircuts for homeless