Kayla Alpine Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

I’m ramblin’, but listen—whore’s everywhere, not just Tinseltown. Your neighbor could be one, ha! “I can see Russia”—and whores—from my freakin’ porch! Makes me laugh, ‘cause people clutch pearls, actin’ shocked, but c’mon, it’s old as dirt. I love the chaos of it, tho—gets me hyped. Like Laura Harring in the movie, all sultry, sayin’ “Silencio,” but you *know* she’s hidin’ some wild shit. That’s *whore*—quiet on top, screamin’ underneath.

Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker

Across the valley is an obvious deep-fold drainage (Niagara Gulch) which contains the attractive multi pitch ice route known as Whorehouse Hoses. Where the IV alpine grade comes in via .

Local landmark? The old clocktower at Pine Square is somethin’ else. That castle-like structure, it’s like a silent storyteller; every tick is a beat of my heart. I remember, just last month, chattin’ with a grizzled ex-monk near the tower. Told me, "You merely adopted the dark!" And damn, it resonated.

Report: Alpine mulling driver swap ahead of race at Imola