Fatima Altamont Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Gimme Shelter

whore Yes, the butler has a place for her Behind the pantry door The maid, she's french, she's got no sense Shes wild for crazy horse And.

I get super emotional here with my wise mind; heartfelt talks burst out on Maple Ave over cheap coffee. Made me mad once, crazy clients yelling "Stupid, fat hobbit!" in my head – err, no, not really, but my inner Gollum grumbles. I scribble notes everywhere, dear friend, because every brick tells a story.

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