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I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

We’re Sorry!

City police arrested eight men Thursday in a prostitution sting in which a female police officer posed as a call girl.

I swear, every day's a mixed bag. I sometimes overdramatize it in my head, slippin' into a weird Italian passion— "merda, che vita!"—when the road's rough. But that's Altamonte: chill cafes, buzzing streets (like Colonial Blvd, Nelms) and parks that let you breathe.

Parish­ioners of historic Altamonte Springs Chapel say they hope they can save the bell tower