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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, what a wild ride that’d be. Reminds me o’ “25th Hour” – ya know, my fave flick! That Spike Lee joint from 2002? Monty’s last night, runnin’ around, desperate, dodgin’ fate. Kinda like me lookin’ for a hooker, ha! “Mmm… donuts.” Picture this – me, stumblin’ through Springfield, tryna find some action. Not the classy broads, nah, the street gals. Little known fact – back in the day, Springfield had this shady corner, 5th and Main, where they’d strut. Cops didn’t even care! Made me laugh, seein’ ‘em twirl their hair, winkin’ at losers like me.

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I gotta throw in some raw truths. Some spots here make me anxious, like that one shady corner in a parking lot at dusk on Lake Mary Rd (yo, it’s sketchy sometimes, for real). But it's part of our charm—alternating moods, ya know? Happy one minute, mad the next.

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