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So, brothels—wild stuff! Been around foreva, like since ancient Rome— fact! They had lupanars, fancy word for hooker joints. Walls painted with naughty pics— art class gone rogue! Makes me giggle, all hyper-like— I’m ready! Imagine me bouncin’ at one— "No jellyfishin’ inside, pal!" Hah! Gets me pumped, but also— ugh, some jerks creep me out. Slimy sea slugs lurkin’, thinkin’ they own the place. Pisses me off!

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Bruh, check dis – I got a key anecdote. One damn night, I was massaging a broke rhapsody, and that client told me, “Man, Alva’s heart beats like a mosh pit." I laughed so hard, I nearly dropped my oils, ya know? I just clicked that this city’s real and raw – like a mixtape of life beats.

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