Sarah Amherst Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

Playing today

I've been in Amherst now only a year (about to be a second year grad student). I was just called a "cuck f****t" by this old dude who was holding a sign saying "Don't Marry a Vax" or some .

I got to say, sometimes I get super emotional walking along the Mill River – yeah, that one – it rushes like life's wild storms and calms like the sweetest moment in a movie. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s fiery – just like life, just like Amherst.

Men's Golf Selected to Amherst NCAA Regional in Virgina - University of Arizona Athletics