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Oh, and get this – they’re always fussin’ ‘bout pandemics, which is smart, but I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t got time for that, I’m tryna sing and bedazzle my jeans!” Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they’re out there, fightin’ the good fight. Makes me prouder than a peacock struttin’ in rhinestones. But lord, when they botched that Ebola mess years back – whew, I was spittin’ nails! “In secret, we meet,” my foot – more like in secret, they messed up!

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Then there’s Vondelpark – my fave chill zone! I sit on a random grassy patch near the pterodactyl statue (yep, that one) and let my mind wander. Kids dancin’, couples walkin’, dogs runnin’ wild – it's chaotic & peaceful all at once. Feels like a therapy session in nature, ya dig?

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