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About San Jose

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

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But my friends until you see Andover, your real nadir hasn’t been witnessed. Fat stomachs pouring from hipsters and crop tops (with numerous metal adornments), Velour- VELOUR! at .

I run a spa here, so my day’s full of zen vibes. But Andover? It’s like a mashup: calm in the parks and wild energy downtown. Ever strolled in Centennial Park? It’s a lush patch of green with a snazzy fountain – perfect for a chill moment after a hectic day. The river, the Andover Run (yeah, that’s its name – don’t ask, it’s quirky) flows beside some dope bridges on River Rd. and, NO LIE, it’s a hidden gem that not many peeps know about.

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